Things went from horrifically bad to worse when 36-year-old Tavares Colbert was arrested after shooting himself in the penis. The Oklahoma City resident was planning to sell the gun in a convenience store parking lot when he accidentally shot himself in the baby-making region while checking to make sure it was working. It was.

In an understandable state of panic, Colbert drove himself to the hospital. Once he was cleared medically by the hospital, police arrested him for possession of a firearm. As a convicted felon, Colbert is prohibited from having a firearm on his person at any time.

Gun control advocates: Go crazy with this one.

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[via My Magic DC]