Get ready for Veronica Mars: The Golden Years.
Vulture is reporting that Kristen Bell is set to star in the "quarter-life crisis" movie The Lifeguard, in which she will play a 30-year-old who quits her adult life (you can do that?) in favor of moving back to her hometown so she can resume her high school job of being a lifeguard. She proceeds to begin dating a 16-year-old. Right.
And still, we have no actual Veronica Mars movie.