We aren't knocking culinary experimentation by any means, but you have to know where to draw the line. Some things just don't go together, like buffalo wings and milkshakes. As good as they taste separately, the combination might make for dinnertime regrets. Why would anyone ever want to combine the two?
We can't answer that, but the buffalo wing milkshake actually exists. Garnished with celery, it looks like there's blue cheese in place of whipped cream and a chicken wing or chicken finger floating inside. As you read this, imagine the slow burn as that spicy liquid slowly travels down your esophagus. Then imagine the stomach ache if you manage to finish any of it.
Why not just drink hot sauce?