It's a sad truth: Even action stars aren't exempt from aging. Despite their ways of badassery on the big screen, they're just like us, but with much, much larger bank accounts and more knowledge of karate.
In honor of Indiana Jones himself, Harrison Ford, who turns 70-years-old today, we've compiled a gallery of well-known action stars who haven't stood the test of time very well. But still, even now, we probably wouldn't want to get into a barfight with any of these folks. Our dignity is something we like keep intact.
And, no, Clint Eastwood isn't included, simply because we'd still be scared shitless of him if we saw him in a dark alley. Or even a well-lit one. Don't lie, you would be, too.