The love affair started in the fall of 2006. Whether or not there was any overlap between Edmonds and Melanie Brown is questionable. In any event, the pair got engaged and eventually tied the knot in a non-binding ceremony in Bora Bora. The "marriage" barely lasted longer than the honeymoon, as the two split just two weeks after exchanging vows. Fail. At least the wedding wasn't a nationally televised event. 

Smash Probability: Eddie put a ring on it, so she must have been doing something right.