In case you needed more proof that Dane Cook is an awful comedian, here you go: Last night at LA's famed Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd., Cook made a joke about the tragic Colorado movie theater shootings that took place before a midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises.
"I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into [The Dark Knight Rises]," Cook's joke began, "And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie's pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert. I know that if none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in realizing it was a piece of crap, probably was like, 'Ugh, fucking shoot me.'"
Cringe. Why does this guy still have a career, again?