Whip out your dick in a bar bathroom in Michigan this week, and you might find a disembodied voice climbing up your stream.
Yes, in an effort to stop drunk driving, bars in the Great Lakes State will be packing talking urinal cakes. Piss on them and you'll hear, "Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many?" Then you'll get info about calling a cab.
This is the future you're pissing on.