If you're a miserable, jealous person who can't feel happiness for others, then wedding season must be the most painful time of the year. We bet a recluse like you could think of a million ways to ruin some happy couple's special day. But this list isn't about you, weirdo. Go back to listening to noisecore.

This list is about everyday, happy people. People who find each other, fall in love, and have horrible weddings. We're talking corny, predictable, eye-rolling snooze fests, monstrous demonstrations of fawning that not even free cake can save. So, raise your glass as we toast the 10 Ways to Ruin a Wedding.