Game: Perfect Dark
Joanna Dark is the perfect secret agent: a total badass with a smart mouth. The good gentlemen at Rare definitely beefed her up in the gameplay department, but we're guessing a significant segment of her fanbase was generated by her looks. The only thing that skeeves us out is that the game is set in the future and her character was born on March 18, 2000. Meaning she'd be ten years old today. Yeah, go ahead and feel gross, you paradoxical pedo.