It's a disaster alright. Not so much the game, but more so in the (as always) mind-numbingly bad recorded voiceovers. The game initially received an unmerciful whitewashing to “appeal” more to American audiences, and in the process cultural jokes and references were left in or completely butchered. Lines like “I have to stay alive and write this article before I die” have a certain awkward charm, but that doesn't excuse Disaster Report from being such a wreck.