The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of May 2012

May saw cannibalism, awful parenting, and special cupcakes.

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Much of May spelled out what the Mayan calendar reports: 2012 is indeed the end times. We've got cannibalism, piss, and death at the strip club. Yes, it's that time of the month. Here are the 25 most ratchet news stories of May 2012.

RELATED: The most ratchet news stories of March and April.

The Greatest Grandparents

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He Just Doesn't Care

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God Tatted on Her Face

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Forced to Dance to Usher

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Lightning Strikes

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First-Grader Suspended on Grounds of Sexual Harassment

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"Can You Hold This?"

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Filling Buns

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Once Got Busy in a Mickey D's Bathroom

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"Sorry, We Thought You Were Your Dead Twin Brother."

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Hiding Behind a Badge

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Caught Red-Handed, and with a Full Belly

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Children on a Biblical Scale

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Cause of Death: Lap Dances

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When a Butt Injection Goes Wrong, It Goes Wrong in All the Worst Ways

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Is This Your Marijuana?

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A Lesson Learned at the Laundromat

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"Can I Have My Drugs Back, Please?"

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Special Filling

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Red and Black Coffee

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Streets Is Watching

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The Super Soaker Shotgun

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A Memorial Day Weekend to Remember

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The Miami Face-Eater

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Maybe We Have Lost Detroit

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