Address: 1712 Walnut St.

Sometimes a name says it all, no? But the details are worth stating in order to save the curious. This club goes to great lengths to maintain an elite and enigmatic pose. In addition to the nondescript entrance (we walked by twice trying to find it early in the night), first time guests are required to fill out a membership form. The cover is $20, but bouncers are reported to slide that number up the scale at their discretion. Use your discretion, and go anywhere else.