Address: 125 South 2nd St.

There are many douchey “members only” nightclubs all over Illadelphia. It is true that each establishment attracts men favoring a certain brand of t-shirt and ladies packed into dresses like sausage casings. But douche connoisseurs understand that each spot is unique, has its own musk. For instance, Recess is a concept bar. This place takes the idea—no, the essence of—“recess” and nails it into the sweaty, liquor-and-come soaked ground. Recess bills itself as “Philadelphia's most exclusive playground.” You see, not only do they have bartenders wearing nerd glasses, they also have a set of “rules” posted on a chalkboard. Cool, so douche culture and To Catch a Predator have finally met.