Address: 124 Market St.
Website: drinkersphilly.com/drinkers-tavern

Why is this the douchiest of the three Drinker's locations? It's a matter of geography, really. This bar sits across the bridge from New Jersey, which makes it the preeminent outpost for the Bridge & Bridge crowd from the Garden State. This is the pro-sport-team-fitted-hat-wearing douche-spot par excellence. Please enjoy the basement dance floor; it does its best to serve as a historical re-enactment of your time at the SAE house in college.