Address: 417 North Columbus Blvd.

Have you always dreamed of a beachy bar where drinks are served in plastic cups and you can bounce to the beats of Top 40 tunes? No? What if we told you this party overlooked the Delaware River? Still no? What if we told you the average price for a beer was $6? Wait, wait—hold on. What if we told you they have portable toilets for bathrooms? That motion you're making with your hand—you want us to stop? Okay.