Paula Deen, notorious for butter use and diabetes, has made a deal with the Buffalo-based Nanco Group to bring her food (in frozen and non-frozen form) to supermarkets across America. Beginning in early 2013, Paula Deen Foods' products will be on shelves. There will be "low-calorie" items. Remember: For Deen, low-calorie is still enough to halve the functionality of a normal heart.

[via Delish]