35-year-old Joyce Gregory was arrested and charged with malicious castration after squeezing 59-year-old man's scrotum to the point that his testicles popped out. The two were allegedly arguing at the man's apartment in Shelby, N.C., over the weekend, and when the man ran outside to call 911, Gregory clamped down with the five fingers of death.
Police report that the man's scrotum was "split open," and say they saw "blood on the floor of the porch and the siding of the residence." Still, a urologist was able to stitch the wound, and said there will be no long-term damage.
Gregory was done showing out, as she reportedly took of her pants and peed in the back of a police car. Not the way to endear yourself to the authorities.
[via The Huffington Post]