There always has to be one person out there ruining it for everybody. Right? Well that person must work at the Santa Monica Pier.

According to Kate Upton, she had a wardrobe malfunction during a photo shoot there, and she wound up getting kicked off the premises.

“We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece," she explained. "And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!"

At this point, men the world over— okay, maybe just the men in the vicinity— start to rejoice. But it doesn't last long.

“I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier," Kate continued. "It was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!”

No, we wouldn't. But we definitely wouldn't kick Kate Upton off the pier if it happened.

*shakes head*