This shits on when DMX got busted for impersonating an FBI agent. Bradley Pope was arrested for DUI in Florida over the weekend after he told St. Lucie’s County Sheriff’s deputies that he was a “covert agent” who crushed 100 beers. Police responded to calls of Pope and an uninvited woman swimming naked in their pool. By the time they arrived, the delinquent duo had fled in the caller’s car.

When authorities caught up to pope, he was showing the tell-tale signs of intoxication. When asked how much he had to drink, he let them know he had crossed into triple-digit territory, then explained that he was a CIA agent who lived in Costa Rica and would soon be president of the United States. A DUI is not a good look in an election year.

Pope then cast a black cloud over the conversation by explaining that he was bipolar and wanted to kill himself. He was charged with DUI, but police decided not to charge him for stealing the vehicle because he reportedly borrows it frequently.

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[via The Huffington Post]

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