Where does a thief get off stealing a $4,000, 18-karat-gold-plated vibrator? Brazil.
Authorities say an armed robber strolled into Brasilia's luxury sex shop, Erotica Luxo, tied up a clerk and removed the prized item from its display case. It's the only thing he stole, meaning he knew exactly what he came for.
However, the store owner says that the toy will most likely leave the man unsatisfied. The stainless steel core on the vibrator will make it quite difficult to remove the gold plating. In addition, he didn't take goldie's charger, so he might be disappointed when he realizes his crime came up short.
[via The Huffington Post]
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