No matter what type of fan or cooling technology companies employ for their laptops, the fact of the matter is that your computer will still get hotter than Kim K at a tanning salon if used for a long period of time. You can, of course, circumvent that by using a laptop stand like the AirSlab

Made from either Walnut or Baltic Birch, the AirSlab features laser-cut holes that allow the heat to dissipate instead of collecting and frying your nuts. The AirSlab was designed specifically to accommodate the 13-inch and 15-inch MacBook Pros, but we're sure they'll fit all other 13-inch and 15-inch laptops. 

The 15-inch model costs $49, while the 13-inch model will run you $45. Head to Solo Deo Georgia to cop one. 

[via Uncrate]