When the face-eater attacked last weekend, people were quick to shun the strange behavior in Florida because, well, weird shit happens in the Sunshine State. But we were very wrong. In the past week, a man from New Jersey flung intestines at cops and another man ate another man's heart in Maryland. And though news outlets are looking for a quick fix to explain all of this ratchet behavior, we know what time it is: end times. We've gathered 15 news stories from the last few weeks that prove the zombie apocalypse is here.