On her 1995 single "One Of Us" singer Joan Osborne pondered the infinite possibilities if God actually walked with us. If God inhabited the body of Jamie Calloway, He'd get His name tattooed on His forehead and be a stalker.
Calloway, also known as "Jamie Godhead Platinum," was recently arrested for stalking. Allegedly, the 33-year old Ohio native took a liking to a female corrections officer during a previous jail stint, and decided to begin a relationship with her in her own mind. This included calling her, sending her packages in the mail, and slashing her tires. God forgives, but Calloway doesn't.
What else says love like criminal activity and stalking?
[via The Smoking Gun]
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