We've always wondered what really went down on the Titanic. Now we know that hitting that iceberg was a mercy—The captain probably steered her there on purpose, just to end the killing.

What killing, you ask? Well it turns out the Wolfman, a Mummy, a Ghost, and a cube named Cube-rick have been travelling throughout time killing people just before they're…killed.

We can't wait to see what other calamities are visited by those who've "run out of time" because their "time is running out" on their quest to kill The Dude. Hopefully they skip 9/11, though. Too soon.

What other great calamities throughout history would you like to see people murdered at in a cartoonish but brutal fashion? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.

[via Kotaku]