Director: Marco Schnabel
Stars: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Verne Troyer, Telma Hopkins, Manu Narayan, John Oliver, Ben Kingsley, Stephen Colbert

Straight up, we love Mike Myers for his earlier work, but this flick was more offensive to Indians and Indian-Americans than colonialism was. Essentially this half-baked brick was just an excuse for Myers to line up a litany of jokes about Indian people's silly accents and spirituality. Guru Tugginmypuda? If you catch Myers with a red dot on his forehead, safe bet it's a laser scope.