48. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Director: John Carpenter
Stars: Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun, James Hong, Victor Wong
It's hardly an ancient Chinese secret that the most populous country in the world, with a cultural legacy thousands of years old, really only excels at doing laundry talking funny marshalling inscrutability and mysticism for untold evil. But you know what'll stop them? Knocking down their fuckin' Buddha statues. Take two Jesuses and call Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in the morning!