Poor old Regular Guiseppe doesn't share his brothers' grand ambitions. Even Luigi has more adventures than Guiseppe.
And he's not getting any kisses from princesses or freshly-baked cakes for paying the bills.
On a side note, we love the references to obscure Mario games like Mario Teaches Typing and Mario is Missing!, the educational game that made other educational games look like non-educational games.
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