Jason Segel may have been joking when he told Us Weekly back in March that he'd love to star alongside Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in his next film, but apparently Hillary herself didn't see it as such. According to Politico, she sent the actor a hilariously sweet rejection letter to thank him for the thought.
The letter, verbatim:
I was delighted to read about your interest in sharing the big screen with me. As you can imagine, I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall ... again. My only condition is that there be Muppets involved, and that is non-negotiable. In the meantime, you have my best wishes for continued success with your career.
So, basically, "no."