Fall television will be short at least one of the fifty CSI spin-offs in existence. Vulture is reporting that CBS has pulled the plug on their longtime series CSI: Miami, otherwise known as the show where David Caruso delivers cheesy one-liners while putting on his sunglasses before The Who cuts him off with "Won't Get Fooled Again." Sorry, the few of you who still watched it.
RIP CSI: Miami. In memoriam, here is a compilation of Caruso's best one-liners that we found after a quick Google search. Never forget.