Admittedly, this might be cheating a bit because we really couldn’t go an episode without Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman), as some of his lines—and expressions!—rank asArrested Development's funniest.

But when you have the segway riding, magician-in-training GOB (Will Arnett) as your brother, the “never-nude," blue paint wearing, “anal rapist” Tobias Funke (David Cross) as your brother-in-law, and  the money-syphoning, alcoholic matriarch Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter) as your mother, you’re really the blandest banana to everybody at the banana stand. It’s hard being the straight man, but somebody’s got to do it, even if it ultimately lands you on this kind of countdown.