40-year-old Monica Barnhart of Altoona, Pa., did her best to seduce a State Trooper after being stopped for drunk driving. She failed, in the most hilarious way imaginable.
After watching her swerve all over the road at speeds ranging from 40 to 90 MPH, he followed her to a private residence for questioning. She greeted him at the door with two yellow roses and no pants, explaining that the roses were part of her "cop fantasy."
Not interested in the flowers or the fantasy, the cop figured she had broken into the home, but it turned out that she did actually know the owner. The cop asked her to put her jeans on and took her down to the station, where it came out that her BAC was four times the legal limit.
Barnhart was promptly arrested for driving under the influence and other assorted traffic violations. Oh yeah, all of this went down at 1:45 p.m.
This is not a Y.O.L.O. moment.