The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition hits Xbox 360 and PC today, even coming as a free update for PC gamers who already have the regular version. But for those without the means or time to play it, there's always the Witcher 2 Interactive Comic Book for iOS.
As the title suggests, it's interactive, meaning you'll get to "draw magic signs" and "swipe down" to remove that sexy lady's tunic. There is mature content—iTunes will even ask you if you're old enough when you try to download it. And if you lie, Geralt will literally come to your house and assassinate you. A man is a king in his own home, isn't he? Unless he's under 17. What were we talking about?