As Kanye famously detailed in "Gold Digger," locking up a white woman is an ultimate win for a black man. This Christmas is your standard holiday family dramedy, with a cast big enough to play out every usual dramatic "coming home" trope. So, of course, Columbus Short's plot involves a secret, pregnant wife and—twist!—she's white, too! Good on you, dog!
The typical one-liners are made but mercifully there is zero race-relations drama. By 2007 it's about time to move on from that particular well, no?