The 14th Dalai Lama thinks that, generally speaking, sex is bad. Conjugal life offers little to the His Holiness, and we image he has more important things to worry about—like being the most prominent figure in Buddhism and advocating for Tibetan rights.
Still, we all wonder, what does the Dalai Lama dream of when he lays his shaved head down at night? Sometimes, ladies, he thinks you look "very nice." But, even in dreams, he remembers that he is a monk. A very important monk with very important responsibilities—none of which include making sweet love to you. Keep dreaming.