Age: 25
Occupation: Actress
You know how you used to laugh at anything the hot girl in your high school said? It's like that with this one, only on a macro level. When she goes to buy milk, photos. When she goes to the gym, photos. It's awesome. Too bad Jennifer's Body wasn't. Actually, who cares, 'cause Megan's body was.

DECADE ACHIEVEMENT: Using the Transformers franchise to mind-trick all the men (and some of the women) on this planet into truly believing she is the most attractive human on Earth at this moment.