Director: David Cronenberg
Stars: Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, Armin Mueller-Stahl
You won't find a more thorough badass than Viggo Mortensen's Nikolai Luzhin, the henchman for a Russian mob family in London. Dude will break your face just for breathing, don't matter if it's the streets or the steam room. We haven't been more entertained by an all-male nude Turkish bath scene since...well, ever.