Anal inebriation isn't extreme enough for you and your crew? Perhaps the comparably bonkers student trend of vodka eyeballing, which seized attention in 2010, is a little more your style. Instead of taking a shot with your lady's Playtex, you'll only need your eyeball and a bottle of your favorite vodka.
To ingest, the "drinker" effectively thrusts the bottle into their eye and pours the liquid into it, which gets absorbed into the system through the mucus membrane. However, that quick buzz can also cause some quick, permanent damage. Unless you want to spend the remainder of your days rocking a pirate patch, it'd best to proceed with caution here. Or just don't do it at all. We prefer the latter option.