8. Anyone who summons Candyman in the Candyman franchise
When somebody tells you, even jokingly, that the way to summon the pissed-off spirit of a black artist who has a hook for a hand because a white mob cut off his hand before covering him in honey so bees would sting him to death is to say his name five times, you have two choices: do that shit or live. Shaking. Our. Heads.