Drinking is as much a part of Mad Men as advertising and philandering, so get ready for tonight's fifth season premiere with this drinking game. The two-hour premiere begins at 9 p.m. ET on AMC, so remember that this game is a marathon and not a sprint. You wouldn't want to miss it because you passed out:
Take A Sip..
When a woman simpers in front of Don Draper.
When Roger Sterling cracks a joke.
When Peggy Olsen seems frustrated with being a working woman.
When Pete Campbell acts weaselly.
When Lane Pryce is being a horn dog.
When someone cries in the office.
Whenever Joan and Roger flirt.
Take A Shot...
Whenever Don Draper tells someone, "No."
Whenever Betty is a terrible mother.
If Bert Cooper takes his shoes off.
Whenever Sally Draper does or says something that breaks your heart.
Whenever someone undermines one of their SCDP co-workers.
Whenever Roger says something slightly racist.
Whenever a real-life historical event is referenced.
Drink Your Whole Glass...
If there's a Dick Whitman reference.
If someone mentions Megan Calvet's teeth.
If Don steals someones idea.
If Roger leaves his wife Jane (Bonus: if he does so for Joan).
If Don and Betty flirt and/or hookup.
If Trudy Campbell wears a ridiculous hat.
If Don seduces someone.
Down The Whole Bottle...
If Don and Joan hook up.
If Paul Kinsey or Sal Romano show up.
If Duck Phillips tries to start a fight.
If someone drives a lawnmower.
If Miss Blankenship returns from the grave.
If Harry Crane ISN'T a total douche.
If Greg Harris (aka Dr. Rape) dies in Vietnam.
Take A Sobering Sip Of Prune Juice...
For every roommate you have who doesn't watch Mad Men.