22. Total Recall
Director: Paul Verheoven
Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Ronny Cox, Michael Ironside
Have you ever had the feeling, after morning sex with Sharon Stone, that your life was a lie? Tell it to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had to go to Mars and team up with a shrunken parasitic head to get to the bottom of things. More swollen eyeballs and three-breasted hooker than ever in movie history!