Director: George P. Cosmatos
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni, Art LaFleur, Andrew Robinson, Brian Thompson, Lee Garlington

With an unlit match in his mouth and a license plate that says "AWSOM 50," Stallone's Lt. Marion Cobretti keeps his badass cool in his battle against a serial killing New World Order hippie cult. They're like the Poochie the Dog of evil.