14. “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent—to the blood bank!”
Courtesy of: Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) in Hard To Kill (1990)
Imagine how infuriated you’d be if you woke up from a seven-year coma to find out that both your wife and son were killed at the same time you went into the deep sleep. And, to make matters worse, the local corrupt senator had something to do with it.
That being the situation Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) has to grapple with in Hard To Kill, it’s perfectly understandable that he’d see want to raise hell after seeing the politician on TV, in one of his pro-me commercials that ends with the line of reassurance, “And you can take that to the bank!”
We’d prefer to see Sir Storm fire off his “to the blood bank” comeback to Senator Trent’s face, followed by a signature Seagal roundhouse kick to the face, but we’ll have to make do with an inanimate television screen.