7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.”
Courtesy of: Marion “Cobra” Cobretti (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
Sometimes, the best movie one-liners are the simplest, ones that any snarky first-grader could write if given the assignment. In Cobra, the excellent Sylvester Stallone action flick that gets lost in the Rocky Balboa/John Rambo shuffle, his character gets right to the point, calling one of his enemies “a disease,” which, as any grammar school student should know, requires a “cure.” And who better to remedy the flesh-and-blood disease than your boy Sly?