10. A Robot
As seen in: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Oh, behave? It'd be hard to keep such loaded promises when you're curling up with a fine female like Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley)—even if she does turn out to be a murderous fem-bot. It's surprising that Austin (Mike Myers) didn't manage to notice something was off a bit earlier in the game. Then again, in close proximity to a body like that, it'd be easy to overlook a little robotic love-making.