In nothing less than a stroke of genius, artist Chris Bishop has created some truly unique Valentine's Day cards based on HBO's Game of Thrones. But before you got running off to Kinko's to print off a few copies, consider the woman you are dating.

Does she enjoy "keeping it in the family?" No? These Valentines are not for her. Does she enjoy the taste of a rare, still faintly beating heart? No? These Valentines are not for her. Does she enjoy being called a dumb prostitute? No? These Valentines are not for her. Does she enjoy being compared to an ex-girl? No? These Valentines are not for her. 

Our point is, these Game of Thrones valentines, while utterly fantastic, probably won't score you any romance points. Unless of course, she's as obsessed with the show as we are.

[via Collider]