Anya Stroud's Weapons Expertise
Gears of War 3
This is a big one. We spend about half our waking hours thinking about the zombie apocalypse, and we're pretty sure our subconscious is chugging away on it the rest of the time. We'd be happy to have any one of these ladies with whom to repopulate humanity, but there's one skill above all others that's going to come in handy. And Anya's got it in spades.
It's too bad it took until Gears 3 for Epic to introduce her, because she can handle a chainsaw bayonet with the best of 'em. When you combine that with the rest of these characters' charms, you get the perfect woman—an impossibly high standard, but it's like we said: we can always dream.