"You know how some guys have a 'happy trail'? Well I have a shitload of hair so I call mine 'The Oregon Trail"...


A group of Youtube pick-up artists, Simple Pickup, put together a bunch of HORRIBLE video game-themed pick-up lines. The rule is that each line has to include the name of a video game. Yeah, so that's a recipe for disaster. It's even worse when you hear the ones they chose: Perfect Dark, Max Payne, and Tekken, to name a few.

Fair warning, the video is hilarious, but you will be embarrassed to be a gamer after watching it.

[Via Simple Pickup]