Final Level: One Way Ticket
Why It Sucked: We're not sure why we were expecting better; maybe we just hoped they'd learned their lesson after reviewers bitch slapped the first Kane and Lynch straight to the bargain bin. If you actually make it to the end of this train wreck (which is made easier by its roughly 5 hour length), the ending, unsurprisingly, feels as rushed and awful as the rest of the game.
How We Would End It: By throwing it in the garbage.