4. Smokey Joe's

City: Philadelphia
School: Penn
Address: 208 South 40th St.
Website: smokeyjoes.com

Their "Dog Day" afternoon special, $1 hot dogs and $2 draughts, is perfect for two things: a) unwinding after a hard morning of classes, and b) taking some years off your life. Which is OK; the late years are all forgetty and wrinkly anyway.