10. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

There's nothing like curling up in front of crack-addled Nicolas Cage to deliver the Saturday night romance—or convince your girl that you should never again be left in charge of movie decisions. In addition to the star's signature overacting, one of the film's romantic highlights involves the namesake lieutenant serving his own version of crooked justice by forcing a drug dealer to stand there and watch him rail his girlfriend in a parking lot, loaded gun waving all the while.

Probably not the best choice for her first visit to your place.